He said WHAT???

Here are a few things Jeremy has said to me that have made me laugh the last few days! I hope you enjoy them as much as I did. Heehee...

I stood in front of Jeremy, smiling dumbly, when he suddenly asked,

"Can you even see your feet anymore?"

Affronted, I quickly looked down and replied, "Of course I...oh, no, I guess not."

While pouring water over my belly in the tub, he remarked,

"It's like basting!" He left out "a turkey," and it was probably a good thing, since I was right next to my razor.

As Jeremy was looking at my belly, I quipped,
"Do you think 'I did that!' when you look at me??"
"Yes," he said, quite unashamedly. "Quite often, actually."

P.S. Whoa, I didn't realize I looked so old!