Ode to Jeremy

I get quirky sometimes, but I think it works for me.

Ode to Jeremy

There was a nice man named Jeremy

and he had a little wife

they used to get along real well,

but now she gives him strife

Jeremy, oh Jeremy, please don't be so sad!

Jeremy, oh Jeremy, I don't mean to be bad!

She asked him for a glass of milk

and quickly he obeyed

She liked the service all too well

and made Jeremy her slave.

Jeremy, oh Jeremy, please don't go insane!

Jeremy, oh Jeremy, my pregnancy's to blame!

Hee hee hee...