Water Water Everywhere
You know how experts say that you should drink eight 8 oz. glasses of water (That's EIGHT 8 on purpose) a day? Well, for the last two days I have been doing it...eeya...I got this 30 oz. container from the hospital when I had Joshua (I actually have two, but I think one is at Mom and Dad's house) and I have been using it to help me drink lots of fluids. I don't know why a normal glass isn't good enough...perhaps it's because when I have to drink from the 30 oz. container it seems like a contest with myself to see how much of it I can drink at a time. Drinking from an 8 oz. glass just doesn't give the same satisfaction.
Along with having to take frequent (every 20 minutes) trips (more like dead runs) to the little girl's room, my body has been trying to expel the the excess water in any way it can.
So, every night, I crawl in bed, say prayers and read scriptures with Jeremy, turn off the lights, and cry. CRY CRY CRY.
Jeremy: "What's the matter?"
Dara: "I d-d-d-on't k-n-o-o-o-w..."
More crying.
Dara: "I d-d-d-on't k-n-o-o-o-w..."
More crying.
Jeremy: "Is there anything I can do?"
Dara: "N-o-o-o-o..."
Dara: "N-o-o-o-o..."
More crying.
Jeremy: "Um, Dara..?"
Sobbing.
Dara: "Wh-a-a-t?"
Jeremy: "There is a HUGE puddle in the bed...do you think you could stop, or get a towel or something? It's soaking into my pillow."
Dara: "You are so insensitive!"
More crying.
Sobbing.
Dara: "Wh-a-a-t?"
Jeremy: "There is a HUGE puddle in the bed...do you think you could stop, or get a towel or something? It's soaking into my pillow."
Dara: "You are so insensitive!"
More crying.
The next day I am completely fine. It's like the Kreb's cycle of the human body.
Maybe I should have Jeremy ring me out before we go to bed.
Maybe I should have Jeremy ring me out before we go to bed."Uh-oh, she's gonna blow! Quick grab her!"
T W I S T SPLASH!
T W I S T SPLASH!
"Ah, much better!"
The FDA should really warn people about the side effects of drinking water. The caution should read something like this:
WARNING:
CONSUMING LARGE QUANTITIES OF WATER COULD LEAD TO EXCESSIVE CRYING, PIDDLING, PUCKERED SKIN, INSOMNIA, BED-WETTING, HYDRATION, HEALTH, SPONTANEOUS PUDDLING, SALT ALLERGIES, AND TICKS. CONSULT A PHYSICIAN BEFORE USE.
CONSUMING LARGE QUANTITIES OF WATER COULD LEAD TO EXCESSIVE CRYING, PIDDLING, PUCKERED SKIN, INSOMNIA, BED-WETTING, HYDRATION, HEALTH, SPONTANEOUS PUDDLING, SALT ALLERGIES, AND TICKS. CONSULT A PHYSICIAN BEFORE USE.
Comments
As for the crying....it's stress. It's always stress when there's "no reason." Maybe your stress sensors have picked up an anomaly in the space-time continuum...or an "event horizon"... LOL
banth: what happens if I don't get up when nature calls.
I understand stress - 11,032 W2's needed to be sorted and sent out to 329 stores via fedex and then the remainder had to be mailed before the 31st - long story short - long hours - many errors - very sad days - :)
Now we are taking calls from ee's stating that their W2's are wrong.... NO THEY ARN'T !!!!!!!!!
I am trying not to yell at the employees... :)