Temper, Temper...

I got angry today.

So, all rational conversation went out the window, and I produced a lot of slobbery "glarablu tthhbbppp grrrr snraggle pooooooop!"

I then went a bought a fish.

Which was a stupid thing to do because now I have another creature to take care of and make sure doesn't die.

I know it's not Mr. Fishie's fault, but I am bitter towards him for he is the embodiment of my anger-ness.

Which makes me think of deer.

We have stupid deer who ate my lettuce.

And apparently it's illegal to shoot deer where we live.

Maybe if I put Mr. Fishie out there, the deer will eat him, too...

So I went to look at my garden after I bought my hate-fish, and glowered at my produce.

My zucchini have attitude. Underneath my one healthy zucchini, I have two other wrinkly yellow ones that are giving me attitude.

Them, and the pygmy Roma tomatoes that are growing next to them.

And one of the plants I was faithfully watering for weeks turned out to be a weed.

Stupid weed.

Stupid deer.

Stupid fish.

Then I read some "Little women," and felt guilty, because I am not as nice as they are.

Or as good.

Stupid Little Women.

And that made me think of my friend, Steve, who wrote a book, and I haven't read it yet, or joined his Facebook fan club.

And the library doesn't have a copy.

Stupid library.

And Barnes and Nobel sells it for $20.

And that is stupid.

No offence to you, Steve. I am just offended that they charge so much. Nevermind that I spent $40 on Mr. Fishie and his house....

Books shouldn't cost that much. I mean, I got a "discard" Beatrix Potter board book from the library today for .50 cents!

You should sell your book for .50 cents, and I'd even buy two copies because cheap things should be bought in bulk. Except, then, I suppose you wouldn't make a living.

And then Jeremy thinks he's the spiky-haired stick figure I draw.

"DUDE!" I yell. "You are SOOOOO self-centered. This blog is about me! ME!"

*glaring*

AND THEN, I had tacos for lunch, and have indigestion.

Stupid tacos.

*glaring some more*